Outtakes (parts I took out of the book, maybe):
The End
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"Pick it," the lunchlady said. "We're collecting them tomorrow for dessert."
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"Pick it," the school nurse said. "I'm bored."

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"Don't pick it," Molly said. "There's a vampire book on the next shelf over."
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You can make up your own funny line and send it to Ginger at
"I don't care what you say, Molly. There aren't
any sharks in your swimming pool."

Carmen picked it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
She will put the best ones here on her website.